Old Caek writes about procrastination

I'll edit this later.

Tonight...

I write the saddest lines. Because that's just how I roll, yo. For real.

God dammit, I miss you. You're not going off on another vacation without me.

I was a Ragnaboards Philippine Moderator, part 1

I think it's almost a year since I had a blog. I went by Delicious Cake then, and in that blog I wrote some very harsh opinions about the company (and the people in it) that could have offended a lot of people. Let me tell you that with all my conviction, with all the decency left in this dried-up apple core of a heart beating in my none-too-flattering chest that I DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR ONE SINGLE FUCKING BIT OF WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU. OR YOU. OR EVEN YOU, MOTHERFUCKER. I HATE YOU SO MUCH I WISH I COULD HATE YOU TO DEATH.

Following this post, I will lay out everything I've experienced in Ragnaboards, both as a moderator, as a player, and a boards poster. I will tell you everything you need to know, and perhaps things you may wish you did not know. Names will not be changed, they will be slaughtered. I am not doing this to spite people, I am doing this because YOU FUCKING PISS ME OFF.

Ragnarok was something I loved, Ragnaboards was something I loved even more. And you people fucking screwed it up even before I left it.

Yeah.

It's been a while.

I don't like blogging. I've always hated the idea of blogging. But I'm blogging now because I should be doing something but can't focus on it right now. I'm blogging now because just like the millions and millions of voices out there in the world with a PC and an internet connection, I have something to say, and I want it heard.

I'm a simple man, with simple dreams. I wanted to be a scientist. I wanted to make dinosaur robots for a living. I wanted to live in Japan and eat sushi all day long. I wanted to see Disneyland On FIRE (don't talk to me about that, I had an issue with how Goofy laughed. Stuff made of nightmares, I tell you). I wanted a transforming car.

I don't know what makes my blog different from the many others out there. Maybe it's not. Maybe somewhere, somebody is making a new blog entry that's an exact copy of this one, word for word, feeling exactly the same way I feel, thinking the same thoughts I'm thinking....

GOBBLE COCK BALLS SHIT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY MANWICH LEVEL UP SUCKS RAGNABOARDS IS A PILE OF DUNG AND LARGE BUNCHES OF FAGGOTS INFEST FANFARE.

There. That ought to get him off my case.

The Caek is back, ladies and gents. And he's got a lot of bile pent up.