Yeah.

It's been a while.

I don't like blogging. I've always hated the idea of blogging. But I'm blogging now because I should be doing something but can't focus on it right now. I'm blogging now because just like the millions and millions of voices out there in the world with a PC and an internet connection, I have something to say, and I want it heard.

I'm a simple man, with simple dreams. I wanted to be a scientist. I wanted to make dinosaur robots for a living. I wanted to live in Japan and eat sushi all day long. I wanted to see Disneyland On FIRE (don't talk to me about that, I had an issue with how Goofy laughed. Stuff made of nightmares, I tell you). I wanted a transforming car.

I don't know what makes my blog different from the many others out there. Maybe it's not. Maybe somewhere, somebody is making a new blog entry that's an exact copy of this one, word for word, feeling exactly the same way I feel, thinking the same thoughts I'm thinking....

GOBBLE COCK BALLS SHIT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY MANWICH LEVEL UP SUCKS RAGNABOARDS IS A PILE OF DUNG AND LARGE BUNCHES OF FAGGOTS INFEST FANFARE.

There. That ought to get him off my case.

The Caek is back, ladies and gents. And he's got a lot of bile pent up.